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DS loot lists are up and finalized! Get to it by using the Forums link on the left.

Banteng sucks.

The loot system and item priority lists have been moved to the forums, under the "Raids" section. This way we can still post silly dumb things on here without bumping down the important stuff.

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Lyrics:

Seven O'Clock on Thursday Night
Gotta hurry home for the raid tonight
Log right in and what do I see?
All of CoM is waitin' on me.
First thing Tara says is "what the hell?
We've been waiting on you and Naay as well"
Jecko chimes in with "Lets just go,
Need one to summon, i'm at the stone"

It's a typical raid night,
Prolly not gonna get any gear tonight
When I logged in I was optimistic,
We got a good group and epic equipment
As time goes on I might lose faith
I'm worried that we're gonna be wiping all day

First is Halfus, so make a wish
Hope the WoW-god's on board with it.
Yes! it's whelps not fuckin Slate
I guess we'll get past this boss today
T and V are comin up next next
Shashammy callin out move to the left!
One shot One Kill too easy
The only one that dies is fuckin remle,
And maybe arkantis...

Trash before Council, gather around,
Fire with Water and Electric with Ground.
Somebody interrupt frostbolt whirl,
Or just stand there and let them twirl,
The healers are dead so what can you do?
BRB I'm goin to get some food.

It's a typical raid night,
Prolly not gonna get any gear tonight
When I logged in I was optimistic,
We got a good group and epic equipment
As time goes on I'm losin faith
We're wiping on trash, might be wiping all day

Healers screaming at the DPS
Switch to Aegis are you fuckin deaf?
Switch off fire and now switch back,
Watch their health bars, how hard is that?
Air buff ground buff, what do I do
Lightning rod running around the room
Fuck it they combined at thirty five
Might as well stand in a puddle and die

It's a fucked up raid night,
Definately not gettin' any gear tonight

Finally made it to Cho'gall,
Just took 42 wipes is all,
But what's that, Zixxy has to go?
He's got a bad case of wife aggro.

Do we call quits and reschedule?
or drop a jeeves and 9 man it?
Or hearth to Org and get a pug
Or maybe I can text hottyst
Or you could text corrado
or we'll switch to blackwing depths
Can't do Baradin Hold it's about to reset

Jecko doesn't fuckin know.
Click Yes to stay or no to go


It was a typical raid night,
Definately didn't get any gear tonight
When I logged in I was optimistic,
We had a good group and epic equipment
The whole night past and I lost all faith
We wiped on trash, we wiped all day

Downing Cho'gall with the help of Art of War and Deep Pockets. Thanks to Biaxident for recording this!

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